| CHARACTER |
INVINCIBILITY |
BAG OF TRICKS |
WEAPON OF CHOICE |
ACHILLES HEEL |
FIGHTIN' WORDS |
DRESSED TO KILL? |
Jules Winnfield
Pulp Fiction |
10 - Even bullets can't touch him (pre-Matrix, mind you). |
Disorients victims by reciting Bible verses before he kills them. |
Big-ass handgun, big-ass vocabulary |
Has given up the life to peacefully "walk the earth." |
"Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying
motherfucker, motherfucker! ... I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone." |
Still inspires fear, even in shorts and a T-shirt. |
Mace Windu
Attack of the Clones |
8 - After a cameo-like role in Episode I, Sam gets some meat. |
You know, all that cool Jedi shit. |
Light saber,icy stare |
If Yoda has his back, that still leaves 90 percent of it to cover. |
"Dark side?! I'll show you the Dark Side." |
Nah. Those Jedi robes can be cumbersome. |
John Shaft
Shaft |
7 - He loses points - it's a remake! |
Police brutality, withering sarcasm. |
Anything he can lay his hands on. |
The Man never lets him get laid. |
"You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off-wearing motherfucker." |
Armani good enough for you? |
| Elijah Price
Unbreakable |
6, If allowed to work in secret for the length of the movie |
Cartoonish supervillainy. |
Terrorist bombs. |
Eggshell-fragile bones |
"Now you know who I am." |
The glass cane is cool, but the padded jacket's gotta go. |
